Scooters Suck

It's Lucie With An I-E

Remember that when you type our URL into the browser. If you don't, you'll end up here, and that's not a good place to be.

Today Was A Bad Day

Sharing A Treat In Bed

Will Gossip Girl neighbors ruin the moral fiber of our home in the West Village?

Get Ready To Feel Creepy As Hell

You've officially watched Lucie sleeping now, you should feel really weird about this.

Nudity in The Room

Okay, so this is our first vlog post and it's pretty rough. We'll get better.

Get Ready, Bitches

Get ready for Lily's and Lucie's thrice weekly Judgments From Bed. More often than not, the aforementioned judgments will have little or nothing to do with beds. In fact, these judgments could be levelled from almost anywhere. But then we'd have to be standing, or at least sitting up, which sucks every time.

And now, just a little taste of what's to come:

*I promise things will get better from here.